MOISTURISE ME ³

💦 MOISTURISE ME

THREE SKIN LOVERS. THREE DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES. ONE HAPPY FACE.

Your skin doesn’t wake up feeling the same every bloody day, so why should your moisturiser always be the same?

Meet our three hydration heroes. Each brings something different to the party, and the best bit? They play beautifully together.

💙 CRÈME DE LA COW LITE — The Daytime Darling

Lightweight, refreshing hydration without the heavy, greasy feeling.

Made with tallow, Antarcticine, olive squalane, vitamin B5 and rose hydrosol, LITE is your go-to when your skin wants moisture without the weight.

Perfect for daytime, warmer weather and under makeup.

🩷 CRÈME DE LA COW — The Rich Bitch

Our original, beautifully rich tallow moisturiser, infused with rose petals and lavender from our garden.

This one’s for skin craving extra nourishment, comfort and a little indulgence.

Perfect for nighttime, dry skin or whenever your face needs some serious loving.

🌿 CALM YA FARM — The Chill Pill

Hot, flushed, red or feeling like your hormones are throwing another bloody tantrum?

Calm Ya Farm is our cooling, calming cream-gel designed to soothe and comfort unsettled skin.

Lightweight, quick-absorbing and velvety, with a beautiful matte finish.

💕 MIX, MATCH & MOISTURISE

Calm Ya Farm + Crème de la Cow LITE

Cooling comfort followed by lightweight hydration. A gorgeous daytime combination when your skin feels hot, flushed or unsettled.

Calm Ya Farm + Original Crème de la Cow

Soothe first, then layer on richer nourishment. Perfect when your skin feels both irritated and dry.

Crème de la Cow LITE + Original Crème de la Cow

Want lightweight hydration with a little extra richness? Layer LITE first, then a small amount of the original where your skin needs it.

Or use any of them on their own!

There’s no one-size-fits-all bullshit here. Your skin, your rules.

BLUE BY DAY. PINK BY NIGHT. CALM WHEN YOU NEED IT.

GOOD SKIN. BAD ATTITUDE.