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Crème de la Cow

Skin Drink
$35.00
Size25g

Skin type: All skin types

Benefits: Intensely moisturises dry, mature, and menopausal skin - All skins actually

Supports skin repair and renewal with vitamins A, C & E.

Reduces the look of fine lines, wrinkles, and uneven tone.

Calms redness, irritation, and inflammation.

Strengthens skin barrier for lasting softness and resilience.

Aroma: Rose & Lavender scented

Texture: Creamy, rich

About me
Beef Tallow Facial moisturiser
Divine hydration for dry, thirsty skin.

This rich, velvety cream melts into your face like it was made just for you… Packed with
nourishing beef tallow that is steeped for over 7days in dried rose petals and lavender from my own garden,  butters and skin-loving botanicals, it softens, smooths, and leaves
your skin looking plump, calm, and gloriously glowy. Moo-ve over dullness—your skin’s got places to glow.

🐄 What’s Inside

  • Beef Tallow – deeply nourishing, rich in fatty acids, mimics skin’s natural oils for intense hydration.

  • Organic Castor Oil – locks in moisture, softens, and protects.

  • Organic Jojoba Oil – balances oil production, calms irritation, and restores suppleness.

  • Rosehip Oil – packed with vitamin A & C, helps brighten, smooth, and improve skin tone.

  • Organic Frankincense Oil – age-defying, reduces fine lines, firms, and rejuvenates.

  • Calendula Oil – soothing and anti-inflammatory, perfect for sensitive or stressed skin.

  • Kakadu Plum Extract – powerhouse antioxidant with vitamin C to boost glow and collagen.


✨ Skin Benefits

  • Intensely moisturises dry, mature, and menopausal skin - All skins actually

  • Supports skin repair and renewal with vitamins A, C & E.

  • Reduces the look of fine lines, wrinkles, and uneven tone.

  • Calms redness, irritation, and inflammation.

  • Strengthens skin barrier for lasting softness and resilience.

 

Ingredients

Rose & Lavender Infused Tallow, Jojoba Oil (Certified Organic), Rosehip Oil (Certified Organic), Calendula-Infused Sunflower Oil, Vitamin E (Tocopherol), Bakuchiol, Rose Absolute Oil, Palmarosa Oil, Frankincense Oil (Certified Organic), GeoGuard (Natural Preservative).

How to use

Because every face is different…

No one-size-fits-all here, girlfriend. Use as much or as little as your skin needs.


Store in a cool place under 25°C. She’s a softie—keep her chill






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Crème de la Cow

$35.00
✨ Real women. Real skin. Real results. ✨
Crème de la Cow

Product love

Love love love! The texture is silky smooth and glides beautifully onto my face. It makes pudding on make up effortless and leaves my skin hydrated smoother and firm up a little goes a long way. Overall I would recommend this product to anyone and make it a part of your everyday skincare routine.

Nicole T

Product love

Crème de la Cow is my favourite facial product. The beef tallow Base is so nourishing.-It melts right into my skin, leaves it soft, supple, and glowing. No greasy residue, just hydration.

Jazmin B